What is Two and Two?

One day, a company was busy interviewing applicants. A boss asked four job applicants of the same question: " What is two and two?" The first applicant was a journalist. His answer was "twenty-two". The second , an engineer, calculated the answer to be between 3,999 and 4,001. The third applicant, a lawyer, cited a court case in which two and two was proved to be four. The last applicant was an accountant. When the accountant heard the question, he leaned across the desk and said in a low voice, "How much do you want it to be?" hehe..(lol!)